Junkyard Amusement Park
I currently own 3 Junkyards in Trenton and 2 in Newark and also am Looking to purshase 3 more but I can't right now because the damn USC Trojans cost me 5 dimes last night , but I will win that money back soon maybe even tonight if Kansas can come back. Anyways Boys , I own these junkyards , and really all thats in them right now is a bunch of junk,old cars and stuff but my idea is too turn these junkyards into amusement parks.
I would make old cars into rides and dig tunnels and sell lemonade and maybe even have places where you can pet horses and pigs and even Zebras because I am also a big time Hunter and travel to Africa all the time and have connections all over the world. I am a big time gambler, who has been down on his luck but soon I will be on top again.
Boys , I'll be honest with you , I don't want to get off on the wrong foot from the beginning so like my granny says honesty is the best. I'm 5'4 , 287 lbs , I wear a hairpeice and I have 2.5 inch pecker and haven't been laid in 11 years , but when I used to be in top form I would get chunky latin chicks all the time and they would call me a Stud and Big Papa and other kinky stuff, but I think if this idea goes over well ,I will be able to impress some hot chicks who like to come to amusement parks , they will know I am the owner and the one who thought of the whole Idea and they will be impressed and I will give them free tickets to all the rides and then maybe even make out in the tunnel of love which is a real underground tunnel that I dug in the yard myself.
I will have Bow and arrow contests and maybe even make my own sandwitches which are world famous. But I need to know what type of permits I need to get , my highschool friends couldn't these question for me and my crew are all gamblers , they only know about betting and mostly just losing.
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I currently own 3 Junkyards in Trenton and 2 in Newark and also am Looking to purshase 3 more but I can't right now because the damn USC Trojans cost me 5 dimes last night , but I will win that money back soon maybe even tonight if Kansas can come back. Anyways Boys , I own these junkyards , and really all thats in them right now is a bunch of junk,old cars and stuff but my idea is too turn these junkyards into amusement parks.
I would make old cars into rides and dig tunnels and sell lemonade and maybe even have places where you can pet horses and pigs and even Zebras because I am also a big time Hunter and travel to Africa all the time and have connections all over the world. I am a big time gambler, who has been down on his luck but soon I will be on top again.
Boys , I'll be honest with you , I don't want to get off on the wrong foot from the beginning so like my granny says honesty is the best. I'm 5'4 , 287 lbs , I wear a hairpeice and I have 2.5 inch pecker and haven't been laid in 11 years , but when I used to be in top form I would get chunky latin chicks all the time and they would call me a Stud and Big Papa and other kinky stuff, but I think if this idea goes over well ,I will be able to impress some hot chicks who like to come to amusement parks , they will know I am the owner and the one who thought of the whole Idea and they will be impressed and I will give them free tickets to all the rides and then maybe even make out in the tunnel of love which is a real underground tunnel that I dug in the yard myself.
I will have Bow and arrow contests and maybe even make my own sandwitches which are world famous. But I need to know what type of permits I need to get , my highschool friends couldn't these question for me and my crew are all gamblers , they only know about betting and mostly just losing.
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thought some of you guys might enjoy a good laugh by an oldtime poster..
Meadowlands
by jjgold
Boys it was such a weird experience meeting these 3 clowns last night at the track. I mean it was like I was on Earth and the other three were on fukkin Mars or in their own worlds. It starts out like real normal and we all are shaking hands, ect. I call the guys whatever name comes to my head like hey Danny, hey Rod, ect. So it goes all well there and then we proceed to our seats.
Now this guy Raisencain must be a bigshot there because he gets us the best seats in the house in a reserved box and has food already paid before we even it. What a class act and a generous guy. More later on this guy and the Nut he really turned out to be. I thought we were there to bet some races and talk a little but mainly gamble. I have fukkin roll of a sharks cash in my pocket ready to bet big numbers at Penn National but little did I know it was like the twilight zone instead.
We start with Total Square and this guy has 2 cell phones, 1 pager and get this a mini pocket fukkin web browser!!!! I thought he would want to get away for a night without all the tecno ****, ect. I would try and ask this guy “who do you like in the 2nd at Penn National and I had to ask him 4 fukiin times until he heard me and get this his reply was” It is all business JJ”” I had no fukkin clue if this guy was smoking weed or drinking. He did not hear a fukkin word I said. All he did was go on the pocket browser and stare at his sportspager all night and made a few calls in between. I waited like 20 minutes and this guy did not say word to any of us so I say to him “hey TS how is Bowmans”? I swear again he goes “JJ it is all business” I am just looking at this guy in bewilderment. I do of know what to make of him and he talks to me like he never hears a word I say(common theme developing boys) . This happens 7 times throughout the night when I tried to ask him a question and I kept getting the same answer. I say *** this clown and let me move on to Mjulian.
This Julian character always looks really concerned and is a deep thinker. When I would ask him something the look I would get is one of cloudiness and concern. He just starred at me kind of and then get this boys carries his fukkin bank books in his shirt pocket!!! He says to me” JJ I got 42 dimes in the bank.” It came out of the blue and had nothing to do what I was asking him. I do not give a *** how much this clown has in the bank, ect. I came here to talk to these guys about gambling and stuff and it appears they are in another fukkin world!! I then ask him “hey Julian what books do you use?” He then proceeds to tell me in 7 years he will be worth 450 Dimes. I am saying under my breathe “who gives a ***, this guy is nuts and out there”. He had to look at his bank books 20 times during the course of the night and kept shaking his head when he looked at it. He also sometimes would just yell out to the crowd “ All Rise” in a real deep voice like an opera singer and it was embarassing because everyone would stare at us. Again what the *** was on his mind??? I was starting to think I better get the *** out of here these guys are nuts and appeared to have snapped or something.!!!
Ok Raisencain seemed to be cool with the initial handshake and a little small talk about gambling so I figured I would pal around with this guy as we have more in common. Well boys this guy turned out to be the biggest nut and strangest character I know other than our own Peep. I would be looking at the tote board and I would hear whispers behind me in the next level of seats and it was Cain talking to some guys and he was whispering with his hand covering his mouth. I would then look back at him and he would stop suddenly and pretend to read the paper. What did this guy think?? I was born fukkin yesterday. He did not realize I was a street guy I guess . He did this all fukkin night and it was so annoying and every time I looked up at him he would stop and pretend to read the paper and like smile. This guys now I am thinking has fukkin snapped or is just nuts!!!! Boys it gets worse. Another strange thing about this guy is he always has a deck of cards in his hands and is doing tricks with them. I am shaking my head in disbelief going “what a fukkin jerkoff this guy is” and saying to my myself “what the *** am I doing here with these losers? I bet Cain always has card games going on the street and during the night when he was not whispering I asked him what was up his right sleeve because I saw something there. He pulls out a 4 of clubs and starts laughing so loud!! I swear I do not know if I should just run out of the fukkin track right then. I quietly backed away from this guy.
Ok boys time to leave and we all shake hands and **** and Mjulian puts some type of robe on (I had to turn my fukkin head and laugh because the thing was sooo ugly and outdated), Johhny (TS) get a load of this wears a fukkin tank top only in the pouring rain. I did not know what to make of it but just shake my head and praying to get the *** out. I shake hands with the two and they went their way in another direction and Cain parked in the same areas as me and he whispers to me “JJ I want to show you my car?? I am going what the ***???? Does this guy want to bang me on the side of the car??? I said what the *** if he tries something I can run and scream. He is wearing a long trench coat and a suite underneath. I thought he looked like an undertaker or something. During the walk to the car he keeps playing with this deck of cards and smiling to himself. Does this guy tell himself jokes or what?? What the ***?? Maybe he snapped???
Get to his car and boys he opens his trunk up and get a load of this….. The trunk is full of guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear I almost came in my pants!!!!! I love weapons and **** but I am discreet when I carry. I am going to Cain are you nuts??? This is a public parking lot and he is showing me all the guns he has and ****. He pulls out a brand new shotgun and shows me how to load it and cock it. He does this and starts laughing real loud and his eyes light up so much I thought he was coming. He starts pointing it at the sky and then starts yelling “Pow, Pow, Pow, Pow. That was the last fukkin straw and ran to my car and went home!!!! Sorry Cain but you have lost it.
Boys after last night I really do believe we are all sick fuks in one way or another and I mean everyone of us!!!
No more meeting posters for me, they are just tooooooooooooo far out there. I wonder why we all post day and night and live in glass houses. We are misfits and I am really starting to believe I just might be the top 5 “normal” posters here.
*** this ****
Gold
Meadowlands
by jjgold
Boys it was such a weird experience meeting these 3 clowns last night at the track. I mean it was like I was on Earth and the other three were on fukkin Mars or in their own worlds. It starts out like real normal and we all are shaking hands, ect. I call the guys whatever name comes to my head like hey Danny, hey Rod, ect. So it goes all well there and then we proceed to our seats.
Now this guy Raisencain must be a bigshot there because he gets us the best seats in the house in a reserved box and has food already paid before we even it. What a class act and a generous guy. More later on this guy and the Nut he really turned out to be. I thought we were there to bet some races and talk a little but mainly gamble. I have fukkin roll of a sharks cash in my pocket ready to bet big numbers at Penn National but little did I know it was like the twilight zone instead.
We start with Total Square and this guy has 2 cell phones, 1 pager and get this a mini pocket fukkin web browser!!!! I thought he would want to get away for a night without all the tecno ****, ect. I would try and ask this guy “who do you like in the 2nd at Penn National and I had to ask him 4 fukiin times until he heard me and get this his reply was” It is all business JJ”” I had no fukkin clue if this guy was smoking weed or drinking. He did not hear a fukkin word I said. All he did was go on the pocket browser and stare at his sportspager all night and made a few calls in between. I waited like 20 minutes and this guy did not say word to any of us so I say to him “hey TS how is Bowmans”? I swear again he goes “JJ it is all business” I am just looking at this guy in bewilderment. I do of know what to make of him and he talks to me like he never hears a word I say(common theme developing boys) . This happens 7 times throughout the night when I tried to ask him a question and I kept getting the same answer. I say *** this clown and let me move on to Mjulian.
This Julian character always looks really concerned and is a deep thinker. When I would ask him something the look I would get is one of cloudiness and concern. He just starred at me kind of and then get this boys carries his fukkin bank books in his shirt pocket!!! He says to me” JJ I got 42 dimes in the bank.” It came out of the blue and had nothing to do what I was asking him. I do not give a *** how much this clown has in the bank, ect. I came here to talk to these guys about gambling and stuff and it appears they are in another fukkin world!! I then ask him “hey Julian what books do you use?” He then proceeds to tell me in 7 years he will be worth 450 Dimes. I am saying under my breathe “who gives a ***, this guy is nuts and out there”. He had to look at his bank books 20 times during the course of the night and kept shaking his head when he looked at it. He also sometimes would just yell out to the crowd “ All Rise” in a real deep voice like an opera singer and it was embarassing because everyone would stare at us. Again what the *** was on his mind??? I was starting to think I better get the *** out of here these guys are nuts and appeared to have snapped or something.!!!
Ok Raisencain seemed to be cool with the initial handshake and a little small talk about gambling so I figured I would pal around with this guy as we have more in common. Well boys this guy turned out to be the biggest nut and strangest character I know other than our own Peep. I would be looking at the tote board and I would hear whispers behind me in the next level of seats and it was Cain talking to some guys and he was whispering with his hand covering his mouth. I would then look back at him and he would stop suddenly and pretend to read the paper. What did this guy think?? I was born fukkin yesterday. He did not realize I was a street guy I guess . He did this all fukkin night and it was so annoying and every time I looked up at him he would stop and pretend to read the paper and like smile. This guys now I am thinking has fukkin snapped or is just nuts!!!! Boys it gets worse. Another strange thing about this guy is he always has a deck of cards in his hands and is doing tricks with them. I am shaking my head in disbelief going “what a fukkin jerkoff this guy is” and saying to my myself “what the *** am I doing here with these losers? I bet Cain always has card games going on the street and during the night when he was not whispering I asked him what was up his right sleeve because I saw something there. He pulls out a 4 of clubs and starts laughing so loud!! I swear I do not know if I should just run out of the fukkin track right then. I quietly backed away from this guy.
Ok boys time to leave and we all shake hands and **** and Mjulian puts some type of robe on (I had to turn my fukkin head and laugh because the thing was sooo ugly and outdated), Johhny (TS) get a load of this wears a fukkin tank top only in the pouring rain. I did not know what to make of it but just shake my head and praying to get the *** out. I shake hands with the two and they went their way in another direction and Cain parked in the same areas as me and he whispers to me “JJ I want to show you my car?? I am going what the ***???? Does this guy want to bang me on the side of the car??? I said what the *** if he tries something I can run and scream. He is wearing a long trench coat and a suite underneath. I thought he looked like an undertaker or something. During the walk to the car he keeps playing with this deck of cards and smiling to himself. Does this guy tell himself jokes or what?? What the ***?? Maybe he snapped???
Get to his car and boys he opens his trunk up and get a load of this….. The trunk is full of guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear I almost came in my pants!!!!! I love weapons and **** but I am discreet when I carry. I am going to Cain are you nuts??? This is a public parking lot and he is showing me all the guns he has and ****. He pulls out a brand new shotgun and shows me how to load it and cock it. He does this and starts laughing real loud and his eyes light up so much I thought he was coming. He starts pointing it at the sky and then starts yelling “Pow, Pow, Pow, Pow. That was the last fukkin straw and ran to my car and went home!!!! Sorry Cain but you have lost it.
Boys after last night I really do believe we are all sick fuks in one way or another and I mean everyone of us!!!
No more meeting posters for me, they are just tooooooooooooo far out there. I wonder why we all post day and night and live in glass houses. We are misfits and I am really starting to believe I just might be the top 5 “normal” posters here.
*** this ****
Gold
Delivering Bottled Water
Now currently I am working for a water company for 1.7 years delivering water. I like it but some of the co workers rib me a little calling me the fat water boy, ect. I have heard all the jokes, ect..... I think I might be able to sell some water on the side without the boss knowing. I am going to tell him they cancelled delivery and then i am going to get empty bottles and fill them in my fukkin sink and the customers will not even know. It will be all profit then and a nice side job. I love this job though because we have dice games at lunch and a few guys take my action with sorts on credit. I think I could last at this job and the side water deal I am working on will work well, I am clever with this idea. i think I can get like 25% of the companies customers to cancel, I just tell the clowns I will get it cheaper (from my fukkin sink!!) and they will sign up for it. Can you imagine I will be using my local towns water and making a profit by selling it to customers and telling them it is Poland Springs.
Good Luck
gold
Now currently I am working for a water company for 1.7 years delivering water. I like it but some of the co workers rib me a little calling me the fat water boy, ect. I have heard all the jokes, ect..... I think I might be able to sell some water on the side without the boss knowing. I am going to tell him they cancelled delivery and then i am going to get empty bottles and fill them in my fukkin sink and the customers will not even know. It will be all profit then and a nice side job. I love this job though because we have dice games at lunch and a few guys take my action with sorts on credit. I think I could last at this job and the side water deal I am working on will work well, I am clever with this idea. i think I can get like 25% of the companies customers to cancel, I just tell the clowns I will get it cheaper (from my fukkin sink!!) and they will sign up for it. Can you imagine I will be using my local towns water and making a profit by selling it to customers and telling them it is Poland Springs.
Good Luck
gold
